Music
Enjoy our latest album "Punkanomics"
Meet the guys!
Brian Ward
Enchanter, Drums, Pipes, Leg Man
- Palm reading – 15$
- Full frontal – 20$
- Dealer's Choice - 13$
- Total Makeover- 15$
- Feng Shui- 17$
Dylan Samore
Fingerman, Bass, Body Hair, Notary
- Taffy – 15$
- Grave Digging – 40$
- Haberdasher - 13$
- Mead - 15$
- Trampoline Repair 17$
Matt Danger
Authentic Pasta, Vox, Bass, Pugilist
- Margarita - 11 $
- Foot Massage- 13$
- Quatro Formaggi - 13$
- Special - 16$
- Magician's Assistant - 20$
NEW Music Video "GREYHOUND" out now
Too Many Dudes, Not Enough Beachballs, 1 Live Show
100% live raw footage used from our last show August 20, 2021 downtown @ Dante's Portland, OR. Recorded and cut by Tim Slew @ Soundlapse Media.
Banana hammocks, NWS flag, and gratuitous dancing by Shane McLemore and Brian Ward from Secnd Best.
The single "GREYHOUND" is available on iTunes, Spotify
FREE TO WATCH
NEWish Music Video "BONES"
3 dudes, 2 locations, 1 song
Designed for short attention spans and guys with fake tans. Bones is track 1 off "Punkanomics" 2020 full length record
This music video was done in one day and we think it really shows that Matt showed up late and they did the best they could to shoot it and edit it on their phones
FREE TO WATCH
OLD music video "Face Full of Lead"
From the "Railroader" EP (2012)
Once upon a Ninjas there was a fabled four-piece NWS band. This is evidence that was not merely an hallucinated event!
Good times at the Hawthorne Theatre in Portland, OR opening for Joe Sib's standup performance with Rendered Useless and My Life In Black and White in 2012
STILL don't believe us?
Other Albums
Choose from our many other swinging albums:
Oceanographer
Railroader
Defeater
THIRSTY for even more Ninjas With Syringes music than above? FINE
Fun Facts:
If Ninjas With Syringes were a house:
3 Beds, 2 Baths, 167 m²
Together Ninjas With Syringes weigh 713 lbs!
Ninjas With Syringes favorite color is periwinkle chartreuse!
Ninjas With Syringes symbolizes: purity, love, friendship, womanhood, and honor
Location: All 3 members live in Oregon.
Designed for a family of 5, Ninjas With Syringes is a beautifully decorated, modern 3 member melodic punk band that compliments road trips, adrenaline, and love on the rocks
This band is largely influenced by their friends, companions, the great outdoors, and a lot of generas including old crusty rock records from the 60's to modern day groups, comedians, and artists out there making it happen on their own terms instead of making excuses
All albums available on Spotify @
