NINJAS WITH SYRINGES

BREAKING: Portland, Oregon four-piece skatepunk demands you cram their music up your funhole while you touch yourself!

Welcome!

Ninjas With Syringes (Plural Proper Noun) (Band) - Punk Rock born and raised from the streets of Portland, OR

Wet your lookin balls upon these lads as ye find the info ye seek!

Social Medias

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Ninjas IG

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Ninjas Twitter

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A BIT O' HISTORY

HARK YE and REPENT

BIO:

Ninjas With Syringes are a 4 piece Portland, OR punk rock band founded by vocalist singy-songy guy Matt Danger. With Brian Dene backing him up (from Secnd Best) on drums and Blaine Gorze on dueling six strings, they somehow managed to entice Dylan Samore into fingering the fuck out of the bass and tickle the luscious harmonies that our unified vocals to complete the chord of savages that is the latest, strongest Ninjas With Syringes possible. Ninjas play fast and languid anthems of glory, regret, misery, and resolve to bring it to a boil and sever hot their ever evolving churn and emotional cascade that composes their relaxing variety of shadowy skatepunk

Ninjas have released 9 albums and EPs, marking the group's informal incarnation in 2008 with the release of their "Premature" full length and are fumingly producing more music than ever fathomed to add to their collection of proliferate melodic ooze. Ninjas With Syringes have dedicated themselves to creating the atmospheric juice needed to produce fun raw explosive live shows, passionately embraced in the sonic jumping abilities of their astral nature. Returning to live music on live @ Dante's on August, 20, 2021 after the virus shutdown ended and vaccines were in place has resulted in Ninjas returning to push some singles from their latest full length "Punkanomics" while mixing in old and personal favorites into their live set like "Teeth" and "Face Full of Lead" from their 2012 "Railroader" EP

The ecstatic quartet have since nudged their way into the flinching Portland music scene and abroad touring to entertain dozens to hundreds with their upbeat attitudes across many longitudes. Loaded to burst merry melodies across the land, the boys can be seen on the road and in the pacific northwest throwing down bawdy hooks and moving around so much on stage that it gives dogs indigestion. Ninjas promise only one thing: music and sweet sweat. So- basically, two things! But they like to give a whole lot more. P.S. Please give them candy

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Ninjas With Syringes have shared stages with bands like: The Flatliners, Menzingers, Dead To Me, Foxy Shazam, Banner Pilot, Off With Their Heads, Riverboat Gamblers, The Murderburgers, Broadway Calls, & many more humble yet attention seeking name drops!

Events

SHOWS ONCE PAST AND FUTURE: Back from Virus Times and ready to slam bumper!

August 20, 2021 @ Dante's w Old Cross, MFA, GFL - SW Portland, OR

November 11, 2021 @ Star Theater w Lagwagon, Red City Radio - SW Portland, OR

November 24, 2021 @ Dante's w Secnd Best, Throw - SW Portland, OR

December 17, 2021 @ Bridge City Sessions Warehouse w Slow Death - N Portland, OR

January 9, 2022 @ Old Nick's Pub w Get Dead, Ceschi - Eugene, OR

February 25, 2022 @ World Famous Kenton Club w Latter Day Skanks, Old Cross - N Portland, OR

February 26, 2022 @ McMenamins White Eagle w Secnd Best, Question Tuesday - N Portland, OR

April 15, 2022 @ Dante's w Nerfherder, Chixdiggit, Capgun Heroes - SW Portland, OR

April 20, 2022 @ Revolution Hall w Pennywise, Cigar - SE Portland, OR

May 11, 2022 @ McMenamins Old Saint Francis School w Secnd Best - Bend, OR

June 11, 2022 @ McMenamins White Eagle w Ceschi, Raise The Bridges - N Portland, OR

June 12, 2022 @ The Whiteside Theater w Ceschi, The Deans - Corvallis, OR

July 9, 2022 @ Skate Rink w The Kegels - Seattle, WA

July 10, 2022 @ The Charleston w The Kegels - Bremerton, WA

July 27, 2022 @ Sessions Music Hall w TSOL, Unkle Andy And The F Around Gang, Bad Luck Blackouts - Eugene, OR

August 4, 2022 @ Dante's w Electric Six, Supersuckers - SW Portlands, OR

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Some merchandising merchandising merchandising!

Creature From The Black Lagoon

Creature from the Blue Lagoon quality 2 color design on white 100% cotton Next Level brand T-shirt (S-4XL) available

$25 || Available online @ www.nopantsrecords.com/store

Ghost Ride And Die THICC Hoodie

Backsplash graphic hoodie with white syringe breast logo will warm your torso while people know what kind of music and weird shit you're into (S-4XL) available

$45 || Available online @ www.nopantsrecords.com/store